Obi-Juan Kenobi
A Mexican wizard who knows all the secrets of the machete. He wears hoodies like they're sacred robes and probably eats tacos while fighting.
Obi-Juan just sliced three guys with one swing and said, 'This is why you don't mess with my tacos.'
He showed up at the gym wearing a hoodie and a machete. The biceps were flexed, the machete was ready.
At the taco truck, he ordered 10 tacos and said, 'This is my power.'
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