OBHWTF
OBHWTF is when everything goes wrong at once and you’re too busy being mad to care.
My car broke down, my phone died, and I got detention. OBHWTF?
I dropped my phone in the toilet and my dog ate my sandwich. OBHWTF?
My mom yelled at me, my dad forgot my birthday, and I got a bad grade. OBHWTF?
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