Obglitterate
To glue glitter everywhere until you can’t see the floor anymore and you’re covered in sparkles like a glitter-fueled maniac.
I obglitterated my dog’s face so hard he looked like a disco ball threw up on him.
My mom obglitterated my lunch so it looked like a rainbow exploded in a bag.
He obglitterated his ex’s car until it looked like a glitter bomb went off inside.