Obesus - When you eat three dinners and then you're too big to fit in

When you eat three dinners and then you're too big to fit in your chair and now you're Obesus because you look like a failed attempt at a sandwich

I ate three dinners and now my chair is crying. I'm Obesus.

Obesus is my new name because I ate so much I can't sit down.

I'm Obesus now. My chair is broken and my mom is mad.