Obessesive Computer Disorder
You can't stop checking your phone like it's the last day on Earth. You get texts, you get distracted, you forget your life. People call it a disorder, but it's just a bad habit with a side of chaos.
Text: "I checked my phone and my cat stared at me like I was a stranger."
Tweet: "I got a notification and I dropped my sandwich. I'm a mess."
DM: "I checked my phone during a fire. I'm not a hero, I'm a phone addict."