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A fat emo kid who thinks he's Japanese and claims cats are his main dish. He's a total simp and won't admit he's a lazy, overweight loser.
My cat is my main dish. You're just jealous I'm not fat like you.
I'm not lazy. I'm just training for my next cat-themed rap battle.
I'm Japanese. You're just a fat American who can't handle the truth.