obesely attractive - So attractive it’s like your eyes get a wedgie. Fat and hawt

So attractive it’s like your eyes get a wedgie. Fat and hawt, baby.

My neighbor’s dog is so obesely attractive, I tried to flirt with it.

That guy at the donut shop was so obesely attractive, I ate three donuts just to calm down.

My teacher is so obesely attractive, I almost forgot to do my homework.