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When a snack is so good it makes you forget your brain and your waistline.

I saw a bag of chips and I cried. I mean, I cried tears of joy and regret.

I told my doctor I’d quit snacks. Then I saw a donut.

I ate a whole pizza by myself and now I’m talking to my fridge.