obeselete
Obeselete is when you’re so fat you’re not just a failure, you’re a full-blown disaster that no one wants to be around.
My cousin is an obeselete, he tried to play basketball and fell over like a pile of bricks.
That guy tried to be a model, but he looked like a burger. Obeselete.
She tried to be a dancer but couldn’t even do a spin. Obeselete.