obesecycle
A scooter that’s just a sad excuse for a ride, used by people who think they’re still in high school. It wheezes like it’s been through a war.
That obesecycle looked like it had been hit by a truck. And it still tried to zoom past me.
My neighbor’s obesecycle broke down in the middle of the parking lot. Now he’s stuck with a coupon.
The obesecycle made a noise like a dying cat. It was tragic.