obese crease grease - Obese Crease Grease is the thick, icky goo that comes out of

Obese Crease Grease is the thick, icky goo that comes out of the saggy parts of an obese person, like a meaty lava flow from a hot mess.

My brother’s armpits look like they’ve been used for frying eggs all day.

I walked into my aunt’s house and it smelled like a grease fire broke out in the kitchen.

My neighbor’s pants are so stained, they look like they were used for oil changes.