Obesaur
A human who is so chunky they might as well be a fossil. They probably ate the last meal of the Cretaceous period.
My uncle is an obesaur. He eats so much he could’ve been the reason dinosaurs died.
My friend is an obesaur. He eats a whole cake and still has room for a burger.
My brother’s an obesaur. He eats like a dinosaur that just woke up from a 100-year nap.