obesatron
A lady so big, she could eat a buffet and still have space for a second one. She shows up at lunch, eats like a beast, then disappears to take a dump, only to come back for dinner and eat until the place closes.
She walked in and my drink wobbled like it was on a trampoline.
She took a dump so long, the staff gave her a snack.
She ate so much, the buffet ran out of ribs.