oberwittler
A person who thinks they’re cool because they know other people’s last names are stupid, but their own name is so bad it should be in the dictionary with a warning label.
@oberwittler: Just looked up 'McDonald' on Urban Dictionary. Gave it two thumbs up. My own name isn’t even there. I’m a disgrace.
Why do I care about 'Smith'? My name is 'Fartson'. That’s the real joke.
I gave 'Johnson' a thumbs up. My name is 'Pants'. It’s not a joke. It’s a tragedy.