Obersty
A sad cry that makes your soul want to die. It comes from Conor Oberst, who sounds like he just got dumped by his ex and his dog. Use it when you're sad but also want to brag about it.
My life is a mess. I'm officially obersty.
Why do I even try? I'm just obersty now.
I cried so much I turned into an obersty human.