Oberpuffy
A fart so weak it whispers to you and then finishes you off.
I had an Oberpuffy in my car and my friend said, 'That was like a baby burp with a death wish.'
During a family dinner, my uncle let out an Oberpuffy and my aunt just said, 'I think that was a ghost.'
My brother let one rip during a video game and I had to pause the game just to survive.