Obermuller
If you're an Obermuller, your ancestors were so good at making bread, they got a title. It's like being a bread god with a side of pretzels.
My cousin's an Obermuller. He brought a whole bakery to my birthday. I ate six croissants and got a stomachache.
He said he was an Obermuller. I said, 'You must be rich.' He said, 'No, I'm just rich in bread.'
The Obermuller family has been baking bread for so long, they probably invented the toaster.