Obermuller
An Obermuller is a fancy German word for the king of bread makers. They're like the royalty of dough and the peasants of crumpets.
My grandpa's family has been Obermullers for 300 years. He still makes bread like it's a royal decree.
She got engaged to an Obermuller. Now she's stuck baking bread every Sunday.
He said he was an Obermuller. I asked if he had a crown. He said no, but he had a loaf of rye.