oberlointmentfongentchuler - a cow that guzzles its own milk like it's the last drop on E

a cow that guzzles its own milk like it's the last drop on Earth

My cow is an oberlointmentfongentchuler. It drinks its own milk like it's the final boss.

That cow is an oberlointmentfongentchuler. It drinks its own milk like it's a goddamn buffet.

I saw a cow on TikTok and it was an oberlointmentfongentchuler. It drank its own milk like it was a life choice.