oberlointmentfongentchuler - a cow that drinks its own milk while it's still leaking out

a cow that drinks its own milk while it's still leaking out of its udders

My cousin's cow is an oberlointmentfongentchuler. It drinks its own milk like it's going out of style.

That cow is an oberlointmentfongentchuler. It's like it doesn't know its own face.

My neighbor's cow is an oberlointmentfongentchuler. It drinks its own milk like it's the only thing that matters.