oberlointmentfongentchuler - a cow that drinks its own milk so hard it might as well be a

a cow that drinks its own milk so hard it might as well be a milk fountain

My cow is an oberlointmentfongentchuler. It drinks its own milk like it's a holy ritual.

That cow is an oberlointmentfongentchuler. It drinks its own milk so fast it's like a milk tsunami.

My cow is an oberlointmentfongentchuler. It drinks its own milk like it's the only thing that makes sense.