oberfranc
A smelly Italian with a hairline that looks like it was glued on and a mustache that smells like old pizza.
My uncle is an oberfranc. He walked into the church and the candles went out.
I saw an oberfranc at the gym. He flexed and his mustache fell off.
My teacher said I was an oberfranc because I drew a mustache on my forehead with marker.