Oberer
The ultimate man. He’s got a laugh that could knock you out, a kiss that leaves you speechless, and a cock that could make a statue blush.
Oberer walked into the bar. The bar turned into a nightclub. Then a war.
He texted me and said, 'I just got coffee. It's the best I've ever had.' I knew it was him.
He asked me out. I said yes. Then I asked him why he was so good.