Oberdicks
Oberdicks are the kind of people who would die for you, but also probably blame you for it. They’re noble, but they swear a lot.
My brother is an Oberdick. He took a bullet for me, then yelled at me for being a f***ing idiot.
My teacher is an Oberdick. She stayed after school to help me, then told me I was a lazy f***ing mess.
My dad is an Oberdick. He fought my mom’s boss for me, then told me I was a weak f***ing kid.