Oberawn - The king of Jewishness, like you're so Jewish, you can make

The king of Jewishness, like you're so Jewish, you can make a bar mitzvah out of thin air

My friend is Oberawn, he brought a bar mitzvah to my birthday and now I'm in trouble.

My mom is Oberawn, she can turn any meal into a Passover tradition.

If you're not Oberawn, you're just a person who eats challah and calls it a day.