Oberation
Oberation is the German word for a tall man who also works at a restaurant. He’s got a big beard and a big ego. He thinks he’s the best waiter ever.
He told me he was the best waiter in the city. I said, 'you’re not even the best waiter in the restaurant.'
He walked in with a beard and a plate of food. I said, 'you're a waiter and a beard.'
He took our order and said, 'I’m not just a waiter, I’m a god.'