Oben
Brå-Oben is the dumbest guy in the room, but he’s got a massive shlong that makes up for his lack of brains. He’s not smart, but he’s got a big cock.
Brå-Oben told me he was the smartest guy in the class. He was wrong.
He bragged about his shlong in the lunchroom. Everyone laughed.
He failed math but still managed to flirt with the teacher.