Obegaynigdisfourtardedish
A terrible name for someone who is Jewish, eats too much, likes boys, is black, has a brain that's broken, and wears glasses because they're desperate
You're the Obegaynigdisfourtardedish I've been waiting for
You're the Obegaynigdisfourtardedish in the flesh
You're the Obegaynigdisfourtardedish who broke my heart