Obeej Meej
A term used for a tiny human who’s so fat, he looks like a donut with a face.
"That Obeej Meej just walked in. I thought my chair was going to break."
"My cousin is an Obeej Meej. He once tried to fit in a closet and got stuck."
"He's my Obeej Meej. He eats so much, he's like a garbage can with legs."