Obedient Baker
When someone says they're going to do something but it's just another way of saying 'I don't want to do anything else'
'I'll definitely go to the gym today.' he said, while still eating chips at 2 PM.
'I'm going to finish this project by tomorrow.' she said, while still eating a donut at 3 PM.
'I'll show up to work today.' he said, while still in pajamas.