Obedes - Obedes is when you're so fat and your blood is so sugary it'

Obedes is when you're so fat and your blood is so sugary it's like your body is trying to commit suicide with candy.

My uncle has Obedes and he eats a whole pizza for breakfast.

I told my mom she has Obedes, and she said I was being mean.

My dog has Obedes and he’s diabetic and chunky.