Obecycle
A glorified chair with wheels that runs on batteries. Used by people who can’t walk and don’t want to admit it.
My uncle’s obecycle is so loud it wakes the dead. And the neighbors.
She took her obecycle to the mall and it got stuck in the escalator. Now it’s a broken mess.
That guy tried to park his obecycle in my driveway and now it’s a permanent part of my life.