Obeasting
A woman so fat she’s got a beard, hairy chest, and teeth like a monster. She’s got her own gravitational pull and wears clothes that look like bed sheets.
She came in with a beard and a hairy chest. That’s an obeasting.
Her teeth were like a broken grill and she wore clothes from her bed. That’s an obeasting.
She had a mustache and pulled everything toward her. That’s an obeasting.