Obdouche Triangle
A body shape so unbalanced it looks like you were hit by a truck in the chest but got run over by a kitten in the legs. You’re strong up top, but down below, you’re basically a pencil.
I can lift a car, but my legs are so weak I can’t even lift my coffee cup.
My upper body is a beast, but my lower body is a baby.
I look like a tree with a trunk and no roots. I can stand, but I can’t walk.