obchaste
A person so round, they’ve forgotten how to get it on, and now they’re stuck in a life of no love and no lovin’.
He’s been obchaste for so long, he now thinks love is just a type of dessert.
She left him because he was too obchaste to even kiss her goodbye.
He tried to propose. It was just a ring and a ‘I love you, but I’m obchaste.’