Obcessive Compulsive Googling Disorder
a sickness where people can't stop Googling things that don't matter; they're usually sad, lonely, and have zero friends
'I looked up 'how many calories are in a donut' and now I'm crying.'
'I Googled 'why do people sneeze' and I'm now questioning my existence.'
'I spent 1 hour Googling 'how do you spell 'Google' and now I'm confused.'
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