Obcessitate - The art of sitting at your desk and doing nothing, like you'

The art of sitting at your desk and doing nothing, like you're trying to prove to the world that you're the most lazy person who ever lived.

I sat there like a human version of a couch and did absolutely nothing.

I was Obcessitate so much, my coffee was starting to feel bad for me.

I got to work and just sat there like I was waiting for the universe to hand me my paycheck.