Obcar
Obcar is a kid who became a legend by singing about being scared. He's got more hits than a buffet and everyone wants to be him.
Obcar’s new song is so good, I cried. I’m a man, and I cried.
He’s the reason I skipped school today. I just had to listen to his music.
Obcar’s got more hits than my mom’s closet. That’s a lot.