obbey
A meaty, saggy, lazy sack of dirt that sits on your couch like it's their throne and plays FIFA like it's a religion.
My uncle is an OBBEY. He eats pizza and plays FIFA for 12 hours a day
That OBBEY just lost to my 8-year-old cousin in FIFA
I tried to talk to my OBBEY, he just said 'goal' and went back to sleep