O.B.A.T.T.
O. B. A. T. T. is when your boys are so fat they could be the main course at a buffet.
My boy’s so thicc, he could be the main dish at a buffet and still have room for dessert.
My cousin ate so much he took up an entire table by himself.
My friend’s so big, the waiter had to bring a second chair just for his snacks.
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