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She’s the sweetest girl ever, but don’t let her fool you, she’ll make you happy until you’re begging her for mercy.
My crush just texted me ‘I love you’ and attached a photo of her cat. I’m gonna marry that cat.
She told me I was her favorite person. I asked why. She said, ‘You’re the only one who doesn’t cry when I laugh at your jokes.’
She gave me a hug and said, ‘You’re my favorite pain in the ass.’ I didn’t know if that was a compliment or a threat.