Obanism
Oban is the best. He’s like the king of being good at everything. But he’s also the worst at being annoying. He’s hot, but he’s also the biggest show-off.
'Oban is the best at everything. Even spelling my name correctly.', a guy who can’t spell his own name.
'He’s the best, but he’s also the worst. Like a broken toaster.', someone who’s had enough of Oban’s bragging.
'He’s hot, but he’s also the biggest show-off. Like a chicken with a crown.', a girl who’s tired of his looks.