Obanism
A dumb religion where Obie Wan Kanobi is our god and savior. Three fake gods help him: Bagel, Egg, and that stupid baby sun from Teletubbies. When Fermi shows up, Obie will beat him, and everyone will be confused.
'Obie Wan Kanobi is the only one who can save us from Fermi!', a guy who thinks Fermi is a cereal brand.
'I pray to Bagel every morning before I eat my toast.', a man who eats toast for breakfast and lunch.
'The Baby Sun from Teletubbies is a god? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.', a kid who still believes in dragons.