Oban
Oban wankers are the worst. They can’t spell, they’re always mad, and they hang out in big groups like a bunch of losers. They even think chinos are cool, and they don’t know how to spoon properly.
My friend is an Oban wanker. He spelled ‘chocolate’ as ‘choclate’ and cried.
I tried to spoon with an Oban wanker and it was like fighting a dog.
They all stood in a circle and yelled at me for no reason.