Oban
Oban is a holy religion where Obie Wan Kanobi is the main god. We pray to Bagel, Egg, and the Baby Sun every day. When Fermi comes, Obie will kick his ass and we’ll all celebrate with snacks.
I joined the Oban religion just so I could pray to the Baby Sun every morning.
My lunch break is now a holy ceremony to Egg.
I told my teacher I was going to heaven because I believed in Obie Wan Kanobi.