Oban Wanker
Oban wankers are people who think they're cool but are just a mess. They can't spell and they don't know how to be quiet. They’re everywhere and they’re always making a scene.
He tried to be quiet but just yelled 'I'm an Oban wanker!' in the library.
She said 'I wear chinos because I'm an Oban wanker, and chinos are wankers.'
They tried to spoon but just spilled tea and screamed at me.