Oban Wanker
Oban wankers are like a bad pizza. They're all over the place, they don't know what they're doing, and they make everything worse. They might wear chinos, but it doesn't make them any smarter.
He wore chinos and said 'chinos are wankers, but I'm still a wanker.'
They tried to spoon and it was like a wrestling match.
She screamed at me for 20 minutes because I spelled 'chino' wrong.