Obamium
A magic rock that turns into a fancy pass when you punch it in the face at the White House.
Tweet: "Obamium is just a fancy rock that lets you f*** up the N-Word Pass."
DM: "I took Obamium to the White House, now I got a pass to cuss the president."
Text: "I brought Obamium to the White House, and it exploded. It was worth it."