Obamism
When you pretend to be Obama all day, saying exactly what you think he would say, even if he’s never said it.
‘I’m putting lipstick on a pig... and it’s still ugly.’, said by a guy who’s never seen a pig.
‘Yes, we can... maybe.’, said by a guy who’s never caned anything.
‘I’m not a magician, I’m just here to confuse you... again.’, said by a guy who’s confused since 2009.