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The fancy, high-class talking style black politicians use to make everyone feel like they're the next president, even if they're just trying to get a free pizza.
"My people are the future, and the future is shiny!", said by a guy who just got a free pizza.
"I speak with the voice of the ancestors, and the ancestors are tired of your bad decisions!", said during a debate about who got more pizza slices.
"I'm not just a candidate, I'm a legend in the making!", said by someone who can't even spell legend.